general note - i tag “bio” on posts i find relatable. if i reblog your post with “bio” and you don’t want me to, just let me know and ill delete the tag
also - minors following me, please blacklist “nsfw”! thank u <3
general note - i tag “bio” on posts i find relatable. if i reblog your post with “bio” and you don’t want me to, just let me know and ill delete the tag
also - minors following me, please blacklist “nsfw”! thank u <3

Technically true.
I fuckin’ love this comic. Makes me smile like crazy every time it pops up.
I wonder if the Wolf Hunter thought he was going to a farm that grew elves.

babe wake up first usa stripper union jus won !!!!!!
idk jokes just dont become unfunny to me. i love literally repeating the same thing over and over again. i may get bored eventually but never seriously annoyed
i rely on templates to be social a lot actually. a lot of time hanging out with friends means repeating the same phrase to eachother over and over again
many such phrases
many such phrases
let me put this in terms that you can understand. if we catch you browsing futanari porn on the school library computers one more time, we are going to "isekai" you to a new high school.
To invading germs, you are a jungle full of hungry tigers. To your gut bacteria, you are a warm orchard of perpetual bounty. To your eyelash mites, you are a walking fortress and a mountaintop pasture. How many generations have you hosted? What do they name the wilderness of you?
People are walking biomes if u think about it
— "Host" by @cryptonature, in his book Field Guide to the Haunted Forest
Parasites and other symbiotes (*symbiosis is actually an umbrella term that includes parasites, before anyone asks) outnumber free living organisms in both species and individual numbers, meaning that the *norm* for life on earth is to live your whole life in or on another creature. Us larger independent beasts are technically special in having adapted to survive the harsh non-living world; to gut bacteria and mites and parasitic worms we're like planets keeping them safe from an immense deadly void.

people used to make genuine posts imploring and begging tumblr users not to vote for Deez Nuts for president